inabasket:

Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.

I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.

I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis.

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agnesanutter:

jenari:

wildcherrycarrie:

apricotica:

Perfect.

Sad I get this. So sad.

HAHA If by “sad” you mean “awesome”, then yes!

This.is.brilliant!!!!

(Source: spiralingsidewayz)

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reverseracism:

talkdowntowhitepeople:

the strength with which I feel this

This is so relevant.

(Source: sukforhonesty)

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  • me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
  • friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
  • me: what the fuck i dont have time for this
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katrinapavela:

, mothafuckas. Blahdow.

katrinapavela:

, mothafuckas. Blahdow.

(Source: moseisleywelcomingcommittee)

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xoxwanderlustxox:

Black Kids Anthem

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one-happy-cat:

thesquirtlesquad:

I read this as a kid and it had a really significant effect on me and and it’s a big influence on my world view and I still think it’s the most beautiful and profound thing anyone’s ever said about beauty

Roald Dahl and Quentin Blake contributed so much to my childhood

one-happy-cat:

thesquirtlesquad:

I read this as a kid and it had a really significant effect on me and and it’s a big influence on my world view and I still think it’s the most beautiful and profound thing anyone’s ever said about beauty

Roald Dahl and Quentin Blake contributed so much to my childhood

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stfueverything:

lordbape:

can’t wait to be tweeted back by miley! the @ feature is free on twitter!

aaaannnnd BOOM!

(Reblogged from scarletscorpio)

bigwands:

ethiopienne:

perfection

It’s so good. The whole thing is on youtube.

(Reblogged from ruinedchildhood)

sharkchunks:

mastersayssew:

luftangrepp:

vlarem27:

scienceofficermulder:

luftangrepp:

Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don’t have BDSM but like the opposite. Klingons gathering in secrecy in dark cellars to engage in sweet, gentle loving, to the scorn of fellow klingons.

"How can you do that?" the other klingons ask. "You don’t even draw blood? Not a single furniture breaking? It doesn’t seem… natural".

"What is this… cuddle, you speak of?"

im into klingon hug dungeons

My parents are extreme trekkies.  Before I had a real idea of what sex was I saw Worf and some Klingon woman squeeze each others hands until they bled and then they made out.  My dad was watching the episode with me and I asked him that if they liked each other why were they hurting each other.  Now my dad got all flustered and said “Now son when two Klingons like each other they get excited.  When Klingons get excited they get violent.  Klingons are so tough they don’t really care if they get hurt.”  He basically gave me the nerdiest, pointless, slightly BDSM sex talk you could tell someone.

You definitely earn trekkie points for your first sex talk being about klingons when you were watching Star Trek.

50 Shades of Gagh?

50 Shades of Gagh

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blue-author:

sararye:




This is probably the closest thing to the joke about George Washington pulling out a quarter when people ask him for ID that the real world will ever see.

blue-author:

sararye:

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This is probably the closest thing to the joke about George Washington pulling out a quarter when people ask him for ID that the real world will ever see.

(Source: ultrafacts)

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sam-and-baby:

Eager to make some money, Baby and Not go off to find a robot to interview. They find one in an alley, sitting in some garbage.

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fagbitch2007:

the only 6 pack i need image

(Source: merylstreepismymom)

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deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

ice-valkyrie:

“The Wrist Charger, or as we like to call it, Bracer of Battery Life +2, straps comfortably to your wrist and plugs in to just about any electronic device you like.” - ThinkGeek.com

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icebergshanti:

romulusxeatsxremus:

cozyqueen:

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Where is 12?

fuck 12

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